Fletcher Quill Chapter 128

ADVENTURES  OF  FLETCHER QUILL

Sadly life has been hectic insane for Supream Court Justice Fletcher Quill. Alcatraz and its ghosts have taken a toll on the famous fly tyer activist indeed! It has been five hard long years protesting on the Rock in the middle of San Francisco Bay...

All of Quill's best Pal's made the long sacrifice along with him. Two main reasons for the protest now well publicized. First and most famous is the finding and securing of the " Football " or the suitcase containing the nuclear launch codes that now X President O"Bummer lost.

Second  major aspect is the total pardon and huge payday Quill and millions of loyalists maintain the USA owes Warrior Chief Peltier held on made up bogus charges!

The Dali Lama and Keith Richards have had enough sensory deprivation even though Alcatraz has been nothing but a Balls out non stop party for  five years. Quill has been away from his beloved Castle and all its toys. His fly tying room now covered in dust. A Press Conference has been slated for 12 Noon. Everyone busy collecting and packing.

Quill and his associates like the world at large in state of shock and awe absorbing the dawn of the Trump era. Justice Quill calls a final meeting to be held on Broadway main prisoner cell block. His best friend Timba curled in his arms as he slowly walks up to the mike shaking hands every inch of the way!

Before he can humbly quiet the thunderous applause the sound of approaching Helicopter draws all eyes to the Trump logo painted on the side. Its the man his damn self come to pay last respects to the protesters and his friend Justice Quill.

(Keith walks up behind Quill as the crowd watches Trump's  chopper land)

"Quill man think you better wait on your by by speech until we see what the Trumpit wants?"

"His timing sucks. Only looking to drain a little of my gold plated free publicity I bet!"

"Justice Quill you look tired and haggard flyman. Too much deprivation not good for your overly spoiled ancient ass Pilgrim."

"Touched by your moving sense of humanity POTUS!! Do you get how hugeeeeee my brand is after five years on the fucking Rock! I could sell Botox shots to Miss America baby."

LOWER EDUCATION FOR THE TRUMPSTER

"Keith, you and Dali Lama have gone and messed up my simple fly fishing activist Pal."

"Ok POTUS lets do a fast scorecard Mr. 5th Ave. I have been drawing 30 to 40 percentage of all major network coverage for last five years. You on the other hand have been riding a rollercoaster of up and down ratings.."

"True to some degree. But, you been here watching sea gulls shit and tourist boats full of fat bitches from Iowa snapping shots of you and the Dali Lama smoking joints and getting tans."

"Man are we over the fog and ghost of Capone and Buggsy stealing our rolling papers. Peltier pardon will elevate you back in black after filling the Black House with rich banker dudes and other hjinks."

"My first offical Pardon will be the great Peltier. Then hugeeeee party in Florida which you and Keith and Dali are invited."

"Speaking on behave of every living  or dead Marine I ever knew. Its great having alittle rare testicular  integrity at the Black House Sir. Last five years here on this Sea Gull Toilet we all watched in vain and severe pain as the hard earned respect of this country was purposely flushed down the eternal leftist sewer of ignorance and cowerdice..."

"Damn Quill! No wonder they elected your eccentric quasi intellectualist Zened out free soul to the worthless Supreme Court. I'm working on getting this ancient Kangaroo ineffective joke a nice dead place to come to rest in peace and nonexistence."

"Dali Lama Most Holy One! Has this last five years confined here with these demented ultra right dinosaurs ruined your peaceful mindfulness, Sir?"

"Oh yes absolutely. My daily routine last five years. Up at 10am hit the bong over hot Jasmine Tea with Quill and Kieth Richards. Then hang and watch Quill attempt to catch sharks. While recite ancient Aztec poetry..."

NEW BREED MEAN BAD ASS BITCHES RULING AMERICA

"Quill you been watching the fucking news old man? Leftist bitch woman in politics and especially Washington and the media are rapidly ascending into power positions its crazy!"

"Oh yeah we chew on that bone everyday. I love the blond babe who keeps her job in silly valley after failure after failure, the best! And the ones in Washington way past their prime which was not that great. Making fools of themselves daily. Obsolete bitches everywhere hanging on by threads great drama theater for sure..."

"Tell me who the fuck is left at Fox News the janitor or that kid whats his name Sucker? Pucker? Smucker? Man I miss Don Rickles already boys."

"Did see the cute Blond right winger Ann Coulter kick Bezerkelies pathetic leftist ass. Love that. Man American woman lately kicking serious booty ya'll. "

"Blonde power is awesome uber powerful pussy boys."

"Quill what the fuck is that smell? Some kind of weird incense. Yeah I know what it is. You been breaking every friggin Federal law on the Island Cowboy! Good thing we are old Pal's or I would stick your ass in Rikers Island."

"Lets not forget how far we go back Mr. 5th Ave. You got more to tend to then my sorry ass. Oh yeah so where exactly is that fucking fleet of ships again? Gotta keep and eye on those fast moving ships hey Skipper."

"Fuck you old man."

"Excuse me Sir. You have a cell call from Russia."

"Is this the leader of the Putang Gang? Listen Putty Tutty do not send anymore Jets over Alaska or I will start running endless tapes of you wearing little girls clothes and partying with other Kremlin slime. "

"What jets? This was simply result of faulty radar we bought from your stupid Silly Cone Valley. I will send you new set of Golf clubs made of metal melted from luxury cars I confiscate from my corrupt comrades."

"You're the tits Vlad Baby. Come in the back door and hang with me in Florida. I will teach Golf. It will be lovely."

(Next move for Fletcher Quill? Free at last - than God free at last)