Fletcher Quill Chapter 127
ADVENTURES OF FLETCHER QUILL
The world has not seen hide nor hair of Fletcher Quill and his noble band of slightly eccentric demented brothers in over five long years! His last known address was the one time maximum security prison Alcatraz located smack in the middle of San Francisco Bay. Quill and his main cadre consisting of the Dali Lama, the Pope and world renown Indian activist Leonard Peltier have taken over the prison because the still sitting leader of the free world has lost the football! The football is the suitcase that never leaves the Presidents side that contains all nuclear launch top secret codes...
In the last five years many failed attempts have been unsuccessful in breaching the security system on The Rock! Quill and his boys assembled group of security experts built a digital based wall high energy laser curtain that cannot be breached! Radical North American Indian activists stole the Football and contacted Quill which led to Alcatraz occupation and world wide publicity. Fletcher Quill after more then five years will be hosting a two week Nuclear Awareness Conference at the prison starting in three days. Last minute timing and preparation for the 100 invited guests including world press, celebrities, actors, Generals almost completed as we find Quill and his best pal’s Keith Richards, Dali lama running down guest lists and which cell blocks will hold all the guests?
“Keef pass the Dooby Dude! What up with your ancient Bogarting ass man? I know we got everything we need on this giant boulder Glimmer Twin. But, killer weed still hard to get quick! “ ” Quill man your age gotta watch his intake of the chronic! I told Bobby Keys and Nicky Hopkins to modify and you know what happened to them.”
"Dali mutha humping lama! How you doing Holy Man?" "I’m hanging and learning all this North American Indian jive. Quill how much longer we going to occupy this pile of rocks flyman?" "Dali baby, its up to these Indians. They keep negotiating with Washington and now they are waiting to see who next President is? If its little miss size huge pant-suit we are finished. If it’s the Donald who knows what he might do?"
"Mr. Peltier Sir, any idea how long this thing will go? My boys are getting antsy after five long years..." "We just heard from Washington. President still highly pissed we stole Football while he was putting on the 18th green. Man he spends more time chasing little white balls then I can keep track of!" "Ok Chief lets get the last details straight before all the VIP guests start pouring in." "Excuse me Sir. A Mr. Trump on your uber secret cell..." "Donald down to 60 days before the hugeee gala Ball you throw before total redo of that ancient boring ass Nixonia decor buddy!" "Mr. Eternal optimism are you and Dali hitting the hookah or getting ready for my arrival with terrible Ted Nugent." "No worries Mr. President I just heard some great gossip.
It appears your low energy opponent has donated five years of her most cherished pants suits to remote Polynesian Hunter Gatherer Islander Fishermen to use as sails."
“That’s why you can use my Jet anytime Fletcher, maybe go fly fishing again in Yosemite hey?“ ”5th Avenue mogul what time do we start looking for your Helicopter?” “330am in three days we will come in low and fast! Did you hear from Putan yet?” “He is paranoid of the press especially here in left wing Valhalla. Are you bringing any surprise passengers?” “ I have special plutonium high intensity gray devise that will reveal all the Nuclear launch Code sequences my friend. What will we do with this now obsolete numbers gibberish fly man? “ ” I been busy begging that fat little butter ball dictator that has been lobbing missiles like tennis balls man! “ ” You got to become my Secretary Of Reality Quill. How is your sweet old cat Timba doing these days. Does he miss that great Castle of your’s in Ireland or what? “ Timba rarely leaves my lap see you soon.”
The Sunrise over Alcatraz is spectacular array of colors muted against deep green ocean... White caps and sailboats glide by while an occasional press Helicopter looking for great shots of the famous occupiers never cease their endless hunt. Quill is getting nervous as the news comes in the latest hottest Super Group the Hollywood Vampires featuring Alice Cooper, Johnny Deep and Arrowsmith guitar wizard Joe what’s his name have asked to take over the whole notorious cell area known as Broadway. A high intensity well lit corridor famous for its past residents like Al Capone!
“Keef everybody wants to stay on Broadway Man! I got empty cells everywhere and its all about Broadway, Broadway! “ ” Quill you bloody Yankee fool! Broadway is like Trumps 5th Avenue Baby! The world press have already set up on each end up high in the galleries. I can just see videos made when all my Rocker Pal’s start getting down after dark!!! “ ” Man, I really miss my Irish Castle and my fucking killer Library, this occupation taking big ass toll on my fly fishing, cat loving deep reading, astronomy, laboratory time Pally! So lets get this conference in the bag and get back to our own interests Glimmer Twin.. “ ” Yeah I’m over sneaking out 3am in black rubber boats to tour with the boys. Mick said its getting real old my clandestine occupation gig as he calls it.”
In walks perhaps the most famous ballsy American Indian activist his dam self among his most trusted associates Mr. Peltier... “ Why all the long white faces boys? Run out of that killer gunga ? “ Lenny Baby you know we love you as a blood brother or we would not have cut out five fucking years to support your grabbing the Football. You know we are all in on this world Nuclear Awareness Conference no question!“
“Hold your breath Quill, let me guess you Dali lama, Keef, Pope all want this little Redman Tea Party wrapped so you can get back to your castles and playhouses that it kemosabi?“ ”Bingo, getting old Chief I got girlfriends that are now in rest homes. My castle needs fresh coat of rocks baby. Man Jerry Lewis has turned friggin 90.
“Time ain’t marching on its hauling ass. Lets wrap this thing and get the fuck off this pile of haunted rocks...” “ Quill listen to this insanity man! Our security team just got proof the CIA has been taking sharks and loading them with spy devices so they can endlessly circle Alcatraz and keep track of all our doings Fly man! Spy Sharks a bunch of them all around us last two years Pilgrim!! “ ” That is so frigging cool Dude! Lets drop cameras into the Bay and get confirmation..” “ Get as many killer underwater shots of these spy sharks as you can boys. I’ll send them out to local press and Rollingstone Magazine. Maybe give poor old Fox News some shark shots, lord knows they need some help theses days.” Quill better work out some free time next few days we see big gangs migrating salmon about to swim right by this pile of old boulders buddy! “ ” Outstanding news I could use some fly rod time.” “ Need to make sure we have enough catered food and booze for this Conference. French laundry, all the Napa foodie freaks can pitch in check that for me please?“
”We been getting requests for invites from everyone from Martha Stupid to Vanilla Icecube! Only one week left until guests arrive. Now that we know all about these pesky Spy Sharks lets start feeding them bogus information boys. Contact that blow up celebrity doll maker and order about 50 of the most whacked out notorious characters like all the wanna be reality creatures from Ozzy’s gang to a few of the super cool like the Orange County Chopper boys I love and those fat woman from New Jersey what was their names? “ ” I will get on it right now Quill! The whole Saturday Night Almost Live bunch wants in as well.
We only have two cell blocks left and we are full for this gig! “You know what lets get our own ocean going spies to chase the spy sharks. Call the animation boys and find out what kinda huge phony fish we can rent to go after the spy sharks...“
Quill and his other best Pal the self exiled Pope are walking and wondering what has been over looked in this massive Nuclear Awareness Conference thingy? His High Holiness has just filled his official Papal Hash Pipe and the old friends grab a few minutes to ponder five long years in occupation helping North American Indian activists secure many of their land, mineral, self rule rights . Most important acquiring a full unconditional pardon for Chief Peltier who has spent decades in federal prison for crimes he did not commit. Sounds of diving San Francisco Seagull’s
drift in and out with the pungent sweet smell of the legendary Bay...
“ Your Holiness this Hash is the kind my brother! Know you are as tired of this occupation as the rest of us. Dali Lama Keith Richards and me are over this! “ “I prey everyday for all of us Quill. World can no longer rely on blind luck to stop fools from sending death clouds that will kill millions! Many Dictators are rattling black death swords and threatening world war three right now. You and these noble indigenous Indians have rattled many cages in these five years. A Saintly effort Mr. Flyman. Mother Theresa may get company in few years if I can help make it happen.” “That is very scary thought with my tainted track record indeed.“ “Excuse me Mr. Quill your fly fishing gear is waiting for you down at the tip of the northeast rocky jetty!”
“Great see you boys later really need to get into these big Kings while getting is good..” “ Quill I want to come along and see what this fly fishing is all about Master Fly Fisher. “
Suddenly another Quill helping worker runs quickly down the long stairwell that leads to the where the jetty sticks out only a few feet from the prison Island. He is yelling at Quill and the self exiled Pope he has breaking news!
“Sir you made the list near the top of the list how exciting for you. List that is news world wide trending right now on all networks.” “ What list Son, you mean the best dressed again or the most Notorious Writer Fly Master Woman Chasing list?“ “Your now officially number 10 on the Democrats , “50 Most Deplorable List” Right behind Clint Eastwood and four back from Ms.Culter the author and almost near top with DJT, wow. You are in the big time!“ "Pope what do you think that poor kid has been smoking? I do like reading Ms. Culter author though reminds me of Maureen Dowd wonder where she is on the Deplorable list? "So Pope Baby you can hold these salmon fly setups as I expect to loose a few of these monster Kings with my trusty six weight Bamboo fly rod. Have you ever read any of that Dowd babes stuff Pope?" Yes. My demented son her column is kept next to my Holy Thrown for nature calls. It seems she did not just go to school to eat her lunch. Ok, what is next out here fly master?"
(Next episode Nuclear Awareness Conference or biggest party ever thrown?)
