Fletcher Quill 133
ADVENTURES OF FLETCHER QUILL
Quill is awoken by the salty smell of the wild Irish coast wafting through the ancient castle windows like sweet angel breath... First order after he and his long time best friend Timba the Absyinian cat he adores take their place at the master bedroom tower. Timba never leaves Quill's side constantly purring and speaking perfect cat!
They both eye ball a group of noisy Hummingbirds while the old man sips his Taylor of Hargate black tea served with fresh scones and jam. Timba takes bites of his morning sardine and caviar breakfest. All is well in Ravens Haven.
The peacful ambiance is sadly shattered by Drake his loyal man servant holding the USA sat phone and doing his best to soften the mood killer so early!
" Sir, it pains me to disturb you and Timba so early. This call is from FOX News New York. Begging for an interview after the Trumpits Friday blood path! Their words Sir, "
" Ok Drake please warm up the fly tying tower, Timba and I will be working and having lunch there. "
" You New Yorkers keep awfully early hours their Sportsfan! I saw the news on the dead weight dump, so lets get to it, "
" Thank you so much Justice Quill. In your words what the fuck is going on with the 5th Ave. money man! He drops T Rex out a 50th floor window and then takes the choir boy for a back alley beat down. The guy could almost smell the pension bucks! Did you read, " Art of the deal "? "
LORD GETS READY YOU GOT TO MOVE
" My old buddy with too much money loves chaos and dissent boys! He had no idea what the Black House was all about. Not a lying stealing average slimer USA Congressman. With you guys, Hollywood, almost all the academics and every cowardly leftist idiot up his ass daily he is in his fucking element, ok! Stormy and a few other cuty pies will be knocking on his door. Russia and the mass killer dictator will be rattling his chain. Matters not. Its like feeding bread to gold fish, bring it, "
" You always take his side no matter how fucking crazy he gets or
does! why? "
" Because he is made out of cryptonite and cannot be touched by mortal poor loosers. If the little wife can take it, if his best friends can take it, if I can take it. That is enough to keep his ship afloat. Next question boys? "
" You will never again encounter a beast like the Trumpit period. He was raised with killer instinct and no time for leftist whimpering bullshit. Build the fucking wall. Bring Rockit Man to his fat fucking knees. This party just got started, you tired of winning yet? The Wolf ain't baby.."
" You got ten more with me boys, hit it. "
"Thanks somuch Justice Quill. Think you may be called for cabinet duty Sir? "
" I do have a gig with the 8 other useless Supream do nothing gang which will keep me hopping. Gotta bounce adios. "
MOOD RESET BABY!
" Drake my dear old friend.. Timba and I have decided the only sounds that will truely welcome the Wolf home is the latest Stones insane CD, " Blue and Lonsome ". My speaker upgrade and extra 500 watts are made for the Glimmer Twins blues revival 2.0. Play it on repeat three times then streight into Muddy and Johnny Winter ripping, " Hard Again ". You decide rest of afternoon, keep it blue desolate." Finish up with anything Diana Krall put down anywhere, love that sweet little thang. "
" Yes Sir, she just sent you a live 2 hour show she did in Rio few years ago. Its all black high heels and sultry extream blondness, you will swim Sir."
" If anyone else gets tossed off the Blackhouse roof slip a note under the Tying Room door if you would. Before you jam, Timba could use a cream refill and my new cut glass bong from San Fran. Did you put my new key G Harmonicas in the tying room? Oh Keef may call and that goes for Dali Lama. "
SAIL BOAT CREW COMES TO KISS KISS SAY BY BY
" We will miss you so much Quilly. "
" You three girl sailors are the best crew I ever sailed with hands down. Always smiling, always full of good cheer and love of life. Willl never forget the full moon nights playing harp and doing our collective best to do Willy Dixon and Mckinley Morganfield right. All the fish we caught and feasted,ahhh sublime. And you Britney can come sing with my oldman Blues Band anytime we roll up into Chicago you hear! I installed a new high end Super Sat Radio System on the boat. No matter what or where you need me, easy to get to undertand. You have backup GPS times four just in case. Life boats are all luxury tents recon tested. So remember how easy I'm to find if needed."
" No worries Quilly, we all been on many voyages before this little jaunt. That boat is a frigging bullit proof solid beast of the sea. She took everthing the bad old Atlantic could throw and you know it. If we catch a rogue force ten storm we know what to do if we get locked in irons ( No wind ) we know the drill. If any fool pirates try looking for dates they meet Mr. Remington 12 gauge or Mr. 44 magnum."
" I know, I know your are all fucking capable and now your my little sisters forever. If I ever take another long run, your getting first calls. "
KEEF NEWS
" Number ten Keef you guys did it again man. Number fucking ten you charted buddy! "
Man, Mick's best fucking work ever! we all knew in minutes he was working that old gold mine with hammers in both fucking hands. Woodies hands are bleeding me and Charly are on it and in rolls Clapton can't get the smile off his face. It was insane three days and bam. We struck pure fucking old blues black gold baby!
" Yeah man, I knew first time through it was greatness to the max. Gotta tour behind this back to the future archaic primal blues screamer man."
" Thinking time for us to hit the golden bong Quill? You ready yet? "
" Born ready keef, so Dali will be next month why not hang with both of us just like the San Fran Bay Bird toilet adventure."
" See ya in few weeks castle master. Have the sailing crew headed back home yet?"
" Today by by time. Man, will miss those endlessly wiggling tight rear ends."
(Lets Spend the Night Together)
